Real men knock out a lvl9999 with fists while making an ascendant saddle for it in front of another titanosaur lvl9999 with opposite gender
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
I found nothing entell in the snow biome 1 die 1 tamed
This, world, is, mine
ALL TITANS FALL BEFORE MY FEET
IF THEY FIGHT THEN THEY BLEED
THIS, WORLD, IS, MINE
SCORCH THE EARTH TILL IT IS FIRE NO DIRT
FOR ME THAT’S HOSPITABLE
When I saw it I thought this a baby titanosaur
I’m warning you that one of these hits will make you poop puke and pee at the same time it’s the three p
He attack
He protect
He can kill you everyday
But he can't eat foods every time
Dont pick a fight with him. If you do take off your armor or its gonna break instantly. Lol
Ok so this is attack on titan dino style?
I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must…
I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must tame it but my whole life crumbles when i find out that i need a catapult turret then a blister turret then i can get a canon and the balls to go with it AND I AM NOT CHUCKING OVER 4000 BOULDERS AT IT NO F*CKING WAY!!!!
if a mountain and a brontosaurus had a baby this is what would be it
stomp
Congrats! U survived!
Once i had a titanosaur near my base in a swamp and well i attacked it with my argentavis and it just started move fast
And btw this is on mobile and i just as a joke keep hitting it and starts to move fast tryna charge at me and i ran away 😂😂😂
This thing is chill…
Once i had a titanosaur near my base in a swamp and well i attacked it with my argentavis and it just started move fast
And btw this is on mobile and i just as a joke keep hitting it and starts to move fast tryna charge at me and i ran away 😂😂😂
This thing is chill bro doesnt make since why yall r so scared
These dinos r literally a mix of the bronto/diplo and rock elemental💀🤣
If you don’t want the hassle of taming one, just hit it with a flyer and book it to you enemies base 🤣🤣
New player: Hey, what’s this thing? *points at titano* 2 year player: it’s a starter, if you punch it a few times it will fall unconscious.new player: ok, come here starter. *walks toward titano and punches it* titano: prepare to become a pancake. Ten seconds later. New…
New player: Hey, what’s this thing? *points at titano* 2 year player: it’s a starter, if you punch it a few times it will fall unconscious.new player: ok, come here starter. *walks toward titano and punches it* titano: prepare to become a pancake. Ten seconds later. New player: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
One time I made a world where I was invincible. I saw this guy when I spawned… Five Years later: Yes! I have nearly killed a titanosaur with my fists!
Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you…
Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you wanted to mate them right? All of them are female. (Last egg hatches) st5018: oh here’s one and is male! Niko: oh I thought there were 2000. [made by natalie]
I ate it’s poop and died even though I had 300 health
I pecked it with my itchy and booked it until it’s stamina ran out
This was so funny
A titan spawned at my base I led to the water then logged of and then the titan died because of a megaldon and I got the last bite
So I was on my way to tame one and my friend dared me to kill one with a sling shot….it took like forever but I did it and now I have a giga as a prize so….I guess mission accomplished?