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Titanosaur
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I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must tame it but my whole life crumbles when i find out that i need a catapult turret then a blister turret then i can get a canon and the balls to go with it AND I AM NOT CHUCKING OVER 4000 BOULDERS AT IT NO F*CKING WAY!!!!

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The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳

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Real men tame with fists

-Human

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Real men kill this with a slingshot.

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It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.

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I hate these guys also don’t scroll down :)

I said don’t

Your in a trap

No escape :)))

Ok I’m bored

And my thumb is hurting

Okay your free

The End

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Is it easy to tame - No

Is it possible to tame - Barely

Should you tame it - no

Will I ? - F no

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Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.

Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.

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The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...

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When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"

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Me : Defending my base against a raid

Titanosaur : Walks over the battle

Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur

Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru

My base : NANI???

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