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Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.

It’s so hard to tame since it’s. Head is so F*ing small that you miss it ever time

I punched a titan thought I would get yeeted but instead of that I got deleted

It took me lot of rockets just to lowe its health and then I died

How to tame a titanosaur

1. Find one

2. Waste 50 cannon balls

3 commit suicide

giga: i’m the strongest dinosaur

titano: nope i’m stronger

giga: prove it

*titano one hits giga*

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giga lvl 100: how about now?

titano: let me check

*titano 4 hits giga*

I am going to try kill it with a base long neck rifle wish me luck ;-;

Help theirs a level one outside of my base, it has 230000 health and im scared SO BIG

One of the many reasons to back up your current save every time you exit.

A titanosaur is more worth to kill than to tame.

They also forget how to eat after you tamed it

I used max tranq darts of the durability of three long neck rifles once I was done being a idoit I did research on it and realized I needed to hits head not body

Me: you would make a great drummer.

Titano destroyed the studio.

Titano: oops.

It’s so strong it tail swooshed my character in the face and I got a black eye in real life

Im happy and sad that thid boi is not on valgureo. I like dis boi want to tame but at the same time he shall destroy meh base on singleplayer.