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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
The latest Dino is actually called patagotitan
And was in a group of species called titanosaurs . Patagotitan was longer than a blue whale ๐ at 35 meters long.
-Iโs Aquatics
โค๏ธ If I should do a fact for therizinosaurs
I saw some new guy try to tame one of these tranq arrows thinking it was going to be a better bronto ๐๐๐
Use grappleing hook and sword and play the attack on titan theme
How to make:
1 rock golem
1 bronto
1 Diplo
A stash of gigant
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
Tame it. Destroy bases with it. And watch it die because you didn't know it didn't know how to eat
You might expect a yeet but instead you get delete
Woo look a brontosaurus *tribemate* curse your blind eye alright whoโs second in command
I herd u like Poo so I got a big FAT Poo factoree for u! - wildcard
(Bronto) you:
(Titanosaur) the guy she tells you not to worry about:
1,000,000 max lvl raptors:attacks titano
Titanosaur: Iโm about to end this manโs whole career
Also Titanosaur: 360 stomp scope
The Raptors:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(100,000,000,000 years later)๐๐๐
Just strolling along the beach looking for something to hunt โTitanosaur comes out of the seaโ Oh crap itโs Godzilla all over again
Is this a shoulder pet? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
a hElpFul tiP shOulD inCluDe mOre woRdS
Found a glitch where one punch to the front legs knocks it out, think you need to be right near your base though.
One time I made a world where I was invincible. I saw this guy when I spawnedโฆ Five Years later: Yes! I have nearly killed a titanosaur with my fists!
This thing has decided to take up constantly stomping close to my base
W0w A dIPLoDoCUs
It Is A HeLpFuL tIp
me searching: how to tame
computer:u don't
I got a super fast pt, zoomed by one of these guys and bit it.
Me a few years ago being a noob:Is flying on my argie and sees a titanosaur
I try to kill it with my argie.๐
Titanosaur: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?
My argie and me next day: Are in a grave