
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
He hit me harder than my uncle does from behind
How to make:
1 rock golem
1 bronto
1 Diplo
A stash of gigant
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
I herd u like Poo so I got a big FAT Poo factoree for u! - wildcard
Use grappleing hook and sword and play the attack on titan theme
You might expect a yeet but instead you get delete
Welp I know this doesnโt help but itโs for starters-
NEVER HIT ONE OR ELSE UR ONE SHOT KILLED ๐ญ-
Use rockets or cannons and a quetzal to tame and when itโs unconious
Put a saddle in to tame instantly.
The only bad thing is that it dies from hunger.
Hope u found use in this bye for now!
-from Deborร
The latest Dino is actually called patagotitan
And was in a group of species called titanosaurs . Patagotitan was longer than a blue whale ๐ at 35 meters long.
-Iโs Aquatics
โค๏ธ If I should do a fact for therizinosaurs
Woo look a brontosaurus *tribemate* curse your blind eye alright whoโs second in command
1,000,000 max lvl raptors:attacks titano
Titanosaur: Iโm about to end this manโs whole career
Also Titanosaur: 360 stomp scope
The Raptors:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(100,000,000,000 years later)๐๐๐
Just strolling along the beach looking for something to hunt โTitanosaur comes out of the seaโ Oh crap itโs Godzilla all over again
Bro is literally the caseoh of ark
Is this a shoulder pet? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
a hElpFul tiP shOulD inCluDe mOre woRdS
Found a glitch where one punch to the front legs knocks it out, think you need to be right near your base though.
(Caution; take gas masks, farts and poos are nuclear bomb cloud sized, worse than rotten eggs and skunk fart gas together, and would make your alpha Rex into a breakfast pancake)
(Bronto) you:
(Titanosaur) the guy she tells you not to worry about:
This thing has decided to take up constantly stomping close to my base
W0w A dIPLoDoCUs
It Is A HeLpFuL tIp
Me a few years ago being a noob:Is flying on my argie and sees a titanosaur
I try to kill it with my argie.๐
Titanosaur: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?
My argie and me next day: Are in a grave
Happy guy: what a nice day...
Titanosaur lays a big terd.
AHHHHHHH_!!!!!! I'M SUFFOCATING IN A HUGE TERD!!!!! AHHHHH