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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me when titanosaur falls from the sky on scorched earth: RELEASE THE DODOS!
Good luck catching this legendary Pokemon!
Guys here's some beasts u can use to take down this rock-bronto hybrid
1:giganotosaurus have high damage and health,though the titanasaurs high damage can make the giga rage and,yno what happens next.
2:a high level deinonychus can pounce the titan high on its leg so the titan can't hit it.Tho the deinonychus may run out of stam and u have to go far away to regain stam but likely the titan would heal by the time u come back
3:the best dino to take down titanasaurs:carchas are very fast and can easily dodge the titanasaur attacks.Carchas also have high health and damage and decent stam.
That's all for now.I recommend using carchas to take down these large sauropods
Bu bye.
Use grappleing hook and sword and play the attack on titan theme
How to make:
1 rock golem
1 bronto
1 Diplo
A stash of gigant
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
Tame it. Destroy bases with it. And watch it die because you didn't know it didn't know how to eat
Woo look a brontosaurus *tribemate* curse your blind eye alright whoโs second in command
You might expect a yeet but instead you get delete
(Bronto) you:
(Titanosaur) the guy she tells you not to worry about:
1,000,000 max lvl raptors:attacks titano
Titanosaur: Iโm about to end this manโs whole career
Also Titanosaur: 360 stomp scope
The Raptors:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(100,000,000,000 years later)๐๐๐
I herd u like Poo so I got a big FAT Poo factoree for u! - wildcard
me searching: how to tame
computer:u don't
Just strolling along the beach looking for something to hunt โTitanosaur comes out of the seaโ Oh crap itโs Godzilla all over again
I got a super fast pt, zoomed by one of these guys and bit it.
Found a glitch where one punch to the front legs knocks it out, think you need to be right near your base though.
I went to tame one then realized that I forgot the saddle.
Me a few years ago being a noob:Is flying on my argie and sees a titanosaur
I try to kill it with my argie.๐
Titanosaur: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?
My argie and me next day: Are in a grave
This thing has decided to take up constantly stomping close to my base
W0w A dIPLoDoCUs
It Is A HeLpFuL tIp