Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
(Caution; take gas masks, farts and poos are nuclear bomb cloud sized, worse than rotten eggs and skunk fart gas together, and would make your alpha Rex into a breakfast pancake)
Welp I know this doesnโt help but itโs for starters-
NEVER HIT ONE OR ELSE UR ONE SHOT KILLED ๐ญ-
Use rockets or cannons and a quetzal to tame and when itโs unconious
Put a saddle in to tame instantly.
The only bad thing is that it dies from hunger.
Hope u found use in this bye for now!
-from Deborร
The latest Dino is actually called patagotitan
And was in a group of species called titanosaurs . Patagotitan was longer than a blue whale ๐ at 35 meters long.
-Iโs Aquatics
โค๏ธ If I should do a fact for therizinosaurs
Use grappleing hook and sword and play the attack on titan theme
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
You might expect a yeet but instead you get delete
I herd u like Poo so I got a big FAT Poo factoree for u! - wildcard
Woo look a brontosaurus *tribemate* curse your blind eye alright whoโs second in command
Get a mod that makes it ten times big then watch the game crash
1,000,000 max lvl raptors:attacks titano
Titanosaur: Iโm about to end this manโs whole career
Also Titanosaur: 360 stomp scope
The Raptors:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(100,000,000,000 years later)๐๐๐
Just strolling along the beach looking for something to hunt โTitanosaur comes out of the seaโ Oh crap itโs Godzilla all over again
(Bronto) you:
(Titanosaur) the guy she tells you not to worry about:
Is this a shoulder pet? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
a hElpFul tiP shOulD inCluDe mOre woRdS
Found a glitch where one punch to the front legs knocks it out, think you need to be right near your base though.
I saw some new guy try to tame one of these tranq arrows thinking it was going to be a better bronto ๐๐๐
This thing has decided to take up constantly stomping close to my base
W0w A dIPLoDoCUs
It Is A HeLpFuL tIp
Me a few years ago being a noob:Is flying on my argie and sees a titanosaur
I try to kill it with my argie.๐
Titanosaur: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?
My argie and me next day: Are in a grave
Happy guy: what a nice day...
Titanosaur lays a big terd.
AHHHHHHH_!!!!!! I'M SUFFOCATING IN A HUGE TERD!!!!! AHHHHH
Step1:Send a dodo to attack
Step2:Bola your Tribemates
Step3:Mission Acomplished