Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
He hit me harder than my uncle does from behind
How to make:
1 rock golem
1 bronto
1 Diplo
A stash of gigant
Tame it. Destroy bases with it. And watch it die because you didn't know it didn't know how to eat
I saw some new guy try to tame one of these tranq arrows thinking it was going to be a better bronto ๐๐๐
Use grappleing hook and sword and play the attack on titan theme
You might expect a yeet but instead you get delete
When you try too tame a raptor but you punch the titanosaur RRUUNN!!!!!
Woo look a brontosaurus *tribemate* curse your blind eye alright whoโs second in command
I herd u like Poo so I got a big FAT Poo factoree for u! - wildcard
1,000,000 max lvl raptors:attacks titano
Titanosaur: Iโm about to end this manโs whole career
Also Titanosaur: 360 stomp scope
The Raptors:๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐(100,000,000,000 years later)๐๐๐
(Bronto) you:
(Titanosaur) the guy she tells you not to worry about:
Just strolling along the beach looking for something to hunt โTitanosaur comes out of the seaโ Oh crap itโs Godzilla all over again
Is this a shoulder pet? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
a hElpFul tiP shOulD inCluDe mOre woRdS
This thing has decided to take up constantly stomping close to my base
Found a glitch where one punch to the front legs knocks it out, think you need to be right near your base though.
One time I made a world where I was invincible. I saw this guy when I spawnedโฆ Five Years later: Yes! I have nearly killed a titanosaur with my fists!
me searching: how to tame
computer:u don't
I got a super fast pt, zoomed by one of these guys and bit it.
Me a few years ago being a noob:Is flying on my argie and sees a titanosaur
I try to kill it with my argie.๐
Titanosaur: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!?
My argie and me next day: Are in a grave
Happy guy: what a nice day...
Titanosaur lays a big terd.
AHHHHHHH_!!!!!! I'M SUFFOCATING IN A HUGE TERD!!!!! AHHHHH