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Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.

Saw one of these when I was riding a pteranodon. So I decided to hit it, thinking it couldn’t do 405 damage (the health of my pteranodon. Yeah well I was wrong. One hit and I got a message : Your pteranodon, lvl 14 died by a titanosaur. I miss Jado (my pteranodon) And then…

From far view I was thinking “why is Godzilla in herbi island”until I took a closer look to find out it was something else lol

Me a Titanosaur fan:

If only titanosaurs are passive tames...

If only titanosaurs have a lot of stamina...

If only titanosaurs have 200k+ dmg...

If only titanosaurs have 1M hp...

My friend says “I’ll give u 20 dollar for using army in the most useless situation:

Me: makes best argy in da world

Me: makes the argy literally infinite stamina but stupid low damage

Me: hovers over titan for hours to kill it

P.S I didn’t get money

(My argy died…

Imagine if titanosawrs will kill your Dino's

You will sad

After some time all Dino's come back.

Reason is=because of glitch of ark your all Dino's come back

THAT WILL BE THE BEST GLICH OF ARK IN OUR LIFE

This same thing Is held with me

When you are playing titan fall and your friend summons this one your friend says it a titan dinosaur class

I just saw one when I spawned then… I wanted to tame him so badly!

The smile across your face as you see the beast fall from the heavens

15,000 rockets 15,000 Ammo me dying as soon as I see it because I’m an idiot by punching it there goes all my rockets and ammo

My dumbass looked up how to tame a lvl 150 and my dododex crashed

I once told newbie players that you could mine the rocks on the Titanosaur's back. I flew them and dropped them, and even though they slid off the back, they managed to land a hit and then they were pulverised and infused into the floor.

I built a base on herbo island, and when i got back from getting iron at the volcano there was two of these guys just chilling in my base walls!!!!

When these things spawn in the sky me in my head stand by for titanfall

First time I see one: wow, look at that Diplo-shaped mountian!

Gets closer: OMG that's a jacked diplo!

Tries to feed it berries: why isn't this working?

Hits it in frustration: OMG! Did it just one shot me!?!?!?!

Watches as entire base is destroyed: *crying*

Me: *just spawns in*

Titanosaur: why h E l l o

Me: :0

Titanosaur: *squish*

-You were killed by a Titanosaur-

Survives long enough to grow boulders on it’s back......

Survivor spends hours to tame/ride........

Dies of rockabetes........