Titanosaur when you hit it be like .__.
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
The easiest way to tame a Titan is to roll it over an rub it’s tummy.
Guys I just shot it with 9999 tranq darts why isn’t it knocking out
Me: ooooh giant tree, me go hacking at it
Titanasar: that tickles
Me: I’m not geting anything
EXCPT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: dead forever
Dang I didn’t know caseoh was on……
Punch it and prepare to become a pancake
The Optimus prime of the ARK (mobile) world, rivaling the evil Gigatron and his Carnivorons
In the words of Emperor Cusco, “No Touchy!” Am I wrong?! They killed me with one stomp in multiplayer one up for my poor body😢
I SWEAR I SEE THIS GUY FLOATING AND WALKING IN AIR....
cheater,1 R3p0rT y0U....
Not even the giga dares to near
If you tame one and then get mad at it because it can't eat. Then remember you gave it brain damage for shooting 56 METAL CANNON BALLS IN IT'S HEAD. Thank you, and kill safely.
How to make titanosaur
Step 1: take giga
Step 2: make neck long boi
Step 3: make it vegan
Step 4: give it bronto legs and head
Step 5: put rocks on it. a lot of rocks.
You have titanosaur now
The dodo has finally evolved into its true form
ALL HAIL THE DODO
"You were killed by titanosour" thats all you can see in your screen!!!
Allat for a low level old ark mobile imprinted giga to kill it
It’s over a anakin, I have the high ground
Raptor: oh do you?
Carno: Ha ha!
Diplo: MWHAHAHAHA!
Rex:TINY GUY!
Bronto: GUYS HE’S THE TALLEST!!
Bronto points at titano.
Titano: HAHAHA!
Anakin tries to chop of titano’s feat with light saber.
Anakin: DIE!
Titano…
It’s over a anakin, I have the high ground
Raptor: oh do you?
Carno: Ha ha!
Diplo: MWHAHAHAHA!
Rex:TINY GUY!
Bronto: GUYS HE’S THE TALLEST!!
Bronto points at titano.
Titano: HAHAHA!
Anakin tries to chop of titano’s feat with light saber.
Anakin: DIE!
Titano smashes anakin
Obi: Oh well…
Titanosaurs is probably based of patagotitan, a sauropod larger than argentinasaurus, although I would have gone for a dreadnaughtus but they are already specified in game
-Ira's Aquatics
I was on Southern Haven island in 'The Island'.
It was a nice weekend where I was sitting in my balcony, enjoying the view of a megalodon getting rekt by my megalodon...When suddenly I saw spikes emerging from the ocean, I was like "Gojira!!!" And…
I was on Southern Haven island in 'The Island'.
It was a nice weekend where I was sitting in my balcony, enjoying the view of a megalodon getting rekt by my megalodon...When suddenly I saw spikes emerging from the ocean, I was like "Gojira!!!" And accidentally fired my rifle instead of spyglass.....I still can't find my house and my megalodon...... Anyone know where did that Godzilla came from?
One I had a base. I worked 17 hours on that base.
My neighbor was a Titanosaur and we had a good live. Me and Tim the Titanosaur. One day there was that stupid Ant that attacked me, turns out my Rex was on neutral and hitted my neighbor.
Base gone, Tames dead and the…
One I had a base. I worked 17 hours on that base.
My neighbor was a Titanosaur and we had a good live. Me and Tim the Titanosaur. One day there was that stupid Ant that attacked me, turns out my Rex was on neutral and hitted my neighbor.
Base gone, Tames dead and the relationship with Tim went south.
I once got dared to punch one
Being the idiot that I am I accepted it so I ran to the titanosaur looked for its giant foot but the foot found me