Real men tame with fists
-Human
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
When I'm raiding a base this thing got stuck on a carcass somehow
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished
REAL MEN tame this thing with fists
Scorch
Me : Defending my base against a raid
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???
First time I saw one, it spawned in the distance but in mid-air and fell about 10m and I just had to say ‘stand by for titanfall’
I punched a titan then got yeeted
I would recommend using dodos, lystros, and moschops to take these out
Guy with a slingshot: I GOT THIS
Chat: Dumbass was killed by a titanosaur
ITS A TITANOSAUR
The next day
In loving memory of titanosaur
Danger: large poops
Punch them to knock them out its really easy they try to hug you after the first punch
I turned up the poop rate and was very entertained 🤣🤣🤣