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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanomyrma? Funny titanomyrma jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is why I play Abberation. These little things are SO annoying. I was taming 3 raptors and these bugers tried to kill them.
I literally was trying to explore the forest near my little house and these little rats just jumped me
A FUNNY ANT LOT LOL OUT OF THIS WORLD BIG ANT YOU THE QUEEN ON
Great source of chitin for beginners, but has to be the most humiliating way to die. Also if you kill a thing, that corpse no longer belongs to you. Rip
You kill it with ascendent bug spray
Hey deez Little f###ers donโt live in aberration.
Is there a point to this thing? Just a source of chicken to me
GET STICK BUGGED LOL
Shhhh oh no bug swarm outside!!!!! Stay tuned
Shhhh
Meepmeep
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Get a torch noooooooob
Yeti ๐๐๐
5 Words welcome to a ants Life
They do this alot
You want some coffee
I'm getting tired
He is going to eat you toes
Stay tuned for why I found a sign in the forest saying look out for you pouncers
UwU
Ok for the half way mark we will play find the difference starting now
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Ok so if you found it and you have a Xbox search for a gamer tag domino5280
Ok the sign was there because their were 72 raptors and 38 thlyas and 28 dein so rip my stuff
Yeah no these are tamable you just drop them in dish soap and they go catatonic so they love you if you take them back out and dry em off trust me I've done it irl the game can't be different
Everytime I see one I get freaked out because I have a phobia of bugs so everytime Iโm in the redwood itโs like mini heart attacked enabled
Help ants are doing a eating me
ITโS ME!!!!!!!!!! My Little Brother: No it isnโt. Me: Shut Up Riley
I'm not sure what would be worse: these guys at their normal size or at an araneo size
Me at level 1 and sees a damn giant ant: AAAHHHHHHHHH
Me at level 180 after defeating the overseer and I see this guy come to me: Ok Iโll just pull out my ascendant shotgun and BOOM ๐ฅ
Put him in a box filled with dodos and start laughing itโs his worst nightmare all the food he could ever want but no where to take it.He keeps running in circles then put him back in the wild and laugh
some more. High level ant:WE SMELL THE DODOS JOE WHERE ARE THEY!/Ant you took: I DO NOT KNOW SIRE I DO NOT NO. Yea those ants were British all ants are cus they colonize
Letโs do a little trolling :troll:
If you search up ant it will come up how funny
Poor creature getting hate from all the players! Understandable though.