Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to find bugs-
Do something important that can't be interrupted,
Try to avoid dangerous animals,
Be taming something rare and valuable,
Be minding your own business and voila you've got a swarm of buggies chasing you till the end of time.
Scratch that, that's the way you find any blood thirsty dino you normally avoid at all costs. Pls up if you like
~SwanSong~
More Titanomyrma Funny Tips
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
Who put this in the βquick and easy tamingβ π
Well i May Hate dem but I did Use Forcetame and they Can Care abaut your Farm while Your Gone , Really Im Not Jokeing
.-.
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They canβt be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
I tried escaping one by jumping in the river but the crawling and flying ones still come!
Me: *exsists*
That one ant: time to die :D
Me: *murders ant*
The other ants: sorry your not done
Me: *murders the ants*
Raptor: hola!
Me: AAAAAAAAAA
*Godzillamanz lost his mental sanity and died*
These things are a passive tame! Just get some mejoberries
The ants go marching one by one...