I’m currently on a mission to jump on its back and kill it with a mastercraft sword to avenge my argentavis. I’ve done all of the calculations and it will take me approximately 2,700 hits if I remember correctly. I…
I was going into a caves for artifacts when i heard the nighttime transition music. Great, I thought, the megalosauruses are out. I was careful to make sure that I didn’t accidentally bump into one. I was almost…
I took my baryonyx, Ripper into the water for a swim because I just got a saddle on him! I was getting a bit nervous because some megs were following us so I headed back to the cove. What I saw scared me more than…
Just the other day, I was in a cave with my trusty Megatherium and Pax, my otter who was keeping me warm. I made it to almost the end of the cave, the part where you have to grapple to the wall. It was too tight for my…
And there I was on Valguero, after an extremely long Megatherium search, I found a pair and thought to myself “hopefully one of these has good levels!” I looked through my spyglass to look at that big- lvl…
I have something even scarier than a thylacoleo for you; a flying thylacoleo. That’s right, flying. I was on my pteranodon flying through the redwoods, being very careful and looking for thylas in every tree. Nothing…
And there I was; looking at the artifact of the clever through my spyglass. I tried to find a way around the pool of water without using my grappling hook, and that’s when I saw him. A cute little (well not…
I once had a pteranodon named Sky. He was red with light green wings. Once I was able to craft a saddle, I whipped one up and put it on him. We traveled and traveled and traveled. I went all the way from the herbivore…
I suck at this game. Took me four years to get to this point, and even with crazy boosted rates, I was still nervous about gamma. I went in on split screen with my sister who has never played the game on anything but…