*pteranadon: *flys*
Thyacoleo: *yeets himself of a tree to kill pteranandon*
Thylacoleo
The Thylacoleo is a large, powerful mount that can climb up trees and pounce on its enemies.
Jokes and funny moments about the Thylacoleo from ARK players.
WHERE PLEASE WILD CARD WHERE DAMN
IF SOMEONE HER IS FROM THE CREATORS ADD TGEM TO MOBILE I WANT ONE SOOOO BAD
#prayfordaniel
Also I have a story :3
once upon a time 3 little noobs where walking in the redwoods, and so they built shelters,
" my house will be out of thatch!! " said the first one
" my house will be out of wood!! " said the second
" my…
#prayfordaniel
Also I have a story :3
once upon a time 3 little noobs where walking in the redwoods, and so they built shelters,
" my house will be out of thatch!! " said the first one
" my house will be out of wood!! " said the second
" my house will be out of stone!!" Said the third.
It took the first one, one day to make his house
It took the second one, two days to make his house
It took the third one, three days to make his house
Then when walking through the woods, the first one spotted a tiny little kitten
" such a big kitten will be good for raids and protection " he thought so he picked up the tiny kitten and was never seen again.
The next day the second one had seen the kitten, but was too scared of it, so he stayed in his house. But the mommy kitten had seen him and he was never seen again, then the third one had conquered the server, due to him controlling the kittens.
The end.
I were flying in the redwood forest on RAGNAROK and were on a ptera and 8 was about to fly back cause I didn’t find one then..... one were flying in like 10000mph in a sec it was scary..... but it missed me 😂(it wasn’t so fast it’s just a joke but it were feeling like…
I were flying in the redwood forest on RAGNAROK and were on a ptera and 8 was about to fly back cause I didn’t find one then..... one were flying in like 10000mph in a sec it was scary..... but it missed me 😂(it wasn’t so fast it’s just a joke but it were feeling like that fast)
I don’t actually have a tip
Well I was flying around looking for a thylacoleo and I was about to give up when one was flying in 300mph in a sec and missed me😂.(I tamed the thylacoleo)
Thyla AKA the Tasmanian Tiger.
People don’t realise but the thyla megalania and procoptodon all are Australian megafauna
Me: rides an argy to redwood forest
Thylacoleo: pounces on me
Me: make the argy grab the thylo before he can pounce on me
Thylacoleo: <0_<0 Ur cOmpLetelY sUperioUR
Be prepared for rape
911 wars ur amergancy
Me - Riding max level quetz in redwoods
Thyla - “How bout no?”
Me - Dead
Once I was moving my base on a bronto and trike. When I went through the redwoods, one of these guys came down and murdered me. Then it took five hours to find them again
For 3rd place in the best climber award thyla 2nd is the megalania and 1st place is the rock drake
The trees they are on the trees!!
"Dude, I can't f*cking find one"
*5 seconds later*
"OHHH SHIT GET IT OFF ME PLEASE"
He protect
He attack
But most importantly he knock u off ur mounts bacc
They'll take you on a 5 second ride.
The name of that ride is From the Air, to the ground.
With an Activity afterwards called death.
My best dino. tamed at level 4
My friend was scared he said if he was on the opposite team of me he would make his whole house out of nothing but barricades
May look cute but it is evil and can jump 30 feet in the air