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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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#prayfordaniel
Also I have a story :3
once upon a time 3 little noobs where walking in the redwoods, and so they built shelters,
" my house will be out of thatch!! " said the first one
" my house will be out of wood!! " said the second
" my house will be out of stone!!" Said the third.
It took the first one, one day to make his house
It took the second one, two days to make his house
It took the third one, three days to make his house
Then when walking through the woods, the first one spotted a tiny little kitten
" such a big kitten will be good for raids and protection " he thought so he picked up the tiny kitten and was never seen again.
The next day the second one had seen the kitten, but was too scared of it, so he stayed in his house. But the mommy kitten had seen him and he was never seen again, then the third one had conquered the server, due to him controlling the kittens.
The end.
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
The trees, they speak Vietnamese
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party
My best experience in ark was when I saw this jump on an alpha carno and literally get one tapped all the way back up the tree from whence it cameπ€£
Here, can you show me on this doll where he touched you?