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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-26T02:02:18+00:00

Thylocoleos JUMPscare me every time I go into the redwoods

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-25T22:17:04+00:00

kitty kitty meow meow- OH FU- 'You have been killed by a lvl 4 Thylacoleo' No dip bish

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-07T08:30:29+00:00

When mobile players play ark first time in their PC

And they visit redwood

Player - wow such beautiful graphics

Thyla - surprise mf !

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-31T16:05:35+00:00

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees

Enter my forest and I will snap your knees.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-22T08:30:08+00:00

You know you can get Daniel back by requesting him to come back right? Hell loose everything in his inventory but it’s better than loosing him

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-06T00:14:31+00:00

Me: flying through the red woods

Wyvern I'm on: oh crap... Here we go again

Thylacoleo: time to pounce

Me in thylacoleo's grip: by wonderful world

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-04T20:17:52+00:00

For mobile players:

Some people how play mobile complain how there are certian creatures like the Thylacolea , and I was amongst them...

Until when I finally got Ark survival evolved I thought “let’s go find aThylacolea” I wasn’t happy when a level 4 Thylacolea killed me TWICE.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-23T15:18:57+00:00

I really want a tree house in redwoods. These are why I don't go in redwoods.

#pray for daniel...tho sorry to say hes probs gone.hes surely died of hunger or was killed...sorry guys...anyway its almost 2020...sorry daniel.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2024-02-13T09:54:49+00:00

Don't have to worry about any dismounting by these guys in scorched earth 😌

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-05T10:11:03+00:00

Hey buddy your sister might have accidentally driven your tapagera into a thylacoleo so there was no reason to drive a fire Wyvern into the giga and pray for Daniel I will take one to

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-10-27T02:21:32+00:00

#PreyForDaniel

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-04T00:29:28+00:00

They lurk in the trees,

Then when they jump they make you scream,

And when they come for your knees,

You know death comes with ease.

When you respawn at your bed,

You know that your flier’s dead,

But you try to save it anyway,

But when you arrive it’s loo late.

to all the players who lost to a thyla: gg

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-01T05:02:35+00:00

My first time playing ark I was doing well I tamed a pt I explored I saw tall trees I flew to the tall trees I suddenly heard watch out whack out watch out I woke up in my base

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-07T23:17:09+00:00

A ninja dino very very fast will knock u off in a blink of a eye

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-08-21T18:39:57+00:00

Excuse me, the person who lost his thylo Daniel, go to your tames and request him! he will come back but he will lose everything in his inv

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-08-05T06:04:09+00:00

No one:

Baby thylacoleo’s: my head is 10x bigger than my body..

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-08-04T21:25:48+00:00

They don't have whiskers

There more like squirrels

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-14T18:09:03+00:00

Riding my level 56 pterodactyl when this thing comes down from a tree and wipes me out and my pterodactyl

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-20T19:05:19+00:00

this is goonna be funny i have a level 12000 thyla its a male i read this dododex funny stories on thylas then realizes my thylas a male his new name is daniel then i find a pretty female loses daniel and then my sister kills the pretty female i find daniel with a new level 44 male and yeah

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-26T02:10:38+00:00

We need them on mobile and they are so crazy