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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You should not go to the red woods and find one of this boys if you just started playing I recommend you try to get one of this when you’re level 100+ and take some harpoon tranquilizer and or tranquilizers darts and set big bear traps then make the Thylacoleo chase you and take it to the bear trap and then once the Thylacoleo is trapped use the harpoon tranquilizers or the tranquilizer darts and the set more bear traps around it and take a few steps back and wait. if you didn’t tame it repeat the process each time you don’t tame it, and then you will be don
I used to have a thyla
I caught with a bola
I named her Josie
We went from side to side
Girl you were my favorite ride
But soon you go bye bye
I left on a mission
For some fishin
Here come something massive
A giga who knew I whistled you on passive
I come but don’t see you
On hear you roar a few
I try to get to you
Then I get a message
That you gone
That you dead
So here I am written a song
I feel guilty and blue
It’s my fault that that happened to you
I hope you know
Wherever we go
I love you Josie
I once had a thyla and for some reason it was one shot by a microrapter level 1 then went flying into the abbis
I thought it died I also got the message to say it died but 1 year later I found him in the cave between the volcano and the argy mountain alive I took him home and he died to a norther thyla when flying through the redwoods.
Maby he's still alive in that cave again? 😂😂