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What are some funny jokes or stories about the thylacoleo? Funny thylacoleo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used to have a thyla
I caught with a bola
I named her Josie
We went from side to side
Girl you were my favorite ride
But soon you go bye bye
I left on a mission
For some fishin
Here come something massive
A giga who knew I whistled you on passive
I come but don’t see you
On hear you roar a few
I try to get to you
Then I get a message
That you gone
That you dead
So here I am written a song
I feel guilty and blue
It’s my fault that that happened to you
I hope you know
Wherever we go
I love you Josie
I once had a thyla and for some reason it was one shot by a microrapter level 1 then went flying into the abbis
I thought it died I also got the message to say it died but 1 year later I found him in the cave between the volcano and the argy mountain alive I took him home and he died to a norther thyla when flying through the redwoods.
Maby he's still alive in that cave again? 😂😂
I had one mine had a same death as yours and ran away. Found five days later I had a bunch of help because I was making an army fight. A boss right found him laying on being attacked by a giga. I was on my other one so i had a same death as yours and ran away. Found five days later I had a bunch of help because I was making a army fight. A boss right found him laying on being attacked by a giga. I was on my other one so I fought with two of them one found him then he died of hungry before you get back home. I’m sorry about Daniel.