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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I used to have a thyla
I caught with a bola
I named her Josie
We went from side to side
Girl you were my favorite ride
But soon you go bye bye
I left on a mission
For some fishin
Here come something massive
A giga who knew I whistled you on passive
I come but donβt see you
On hear you roar a few
I try to get to you
Then I get a message
That you gone
That you dead
So here I am written a song
I feel guilty and blue
Itβs my fault that that happened to you
I hope you know
Wherever we go
I love you Josie
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
"THERE IN THE TREES!"
~ my friend, 2023
~ Soldier, 1970
The trees, they speak Vietnamese
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party
UGH ASA RUINED THOSE GUYS THEY CANT LEEP
NOW