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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

F*cking bird killers. Lost about 4 Argents to these as*sholes. #PrayForDaniel
More Thylacoleo Funny Tips
They lurk in the trees,
Then when they jump they make you scream,
And when they come for your knees,
You know death comes with ease.
When you respawn at your bed,
You know that your flierβs dead,
But you try to save it anyway,
But when you arrive itβs loo late.
to all the players who lost to a thyla: gg
This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
My first time playing ark I was doing well I tamed a pt I explored I saw tall trees I flew to the tall trees I suddenly heard watch out whack out watch out I woke up in my base
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
The trees, they speak Vietnamese
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party