Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If I may not introduce these flying f*ckers. They hang from the trees looking down to pounce on noobs, so I fly well in distance and above but alas, one of them rocket-farts itself at least 100m up- and forewards and grabs me off my ptera and RIP.
I then return on another ptera to whistle follow and get out of there when another kitty flies out of nowhere and RIP again. Now on my last bird, thinking the area is clear, I make another attempt. I just saw a third one as an orange flash.
I haven't returned to the redwoods since. May my birds find peace
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This thing jumped on me and violated me in so many ways
Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.
Thylaβwanna play freeze tagβ¦Iβm very good at itπ
#PrayForDaniel
If you want to tame one of these nice and cuddley cats just fly in the redwood and one will jump off the tree and give you a big bear hug. It just wants to show how much it loves you!
"THERE IN THE TREES!"
~ my friend, 2023
~ Soldier, 1970
#PrayForDaniel we will find you buddy
Don't run into this creature while tripping off shrooms
The trees, they speak Vietnamese
Step 1: bola a friend
Step 2: have the nice kitty hug your friend
Step 3: bola the kitty
Step 4: enjoy how smart you are
Step 5: rapidly shoot tranqs at the kitty
Step 6: party