If I may not introduce these flying f*ckers. They hang from the trees looking…
If I may not introduce these flying f*ckers. They hang from the trees looking down to pounce on noobs, so I fly well in distance and above but alas, one of them rocket-farts itself at least 100m up- and forewards and grabs me off my ptera and RIP.
I then return on another ptera to whistle follow and get out of there when another kitty flies out of nowhere and RIP again. Now on my last bird, thinking the area is clear, I make another attempt. I just saw a third one as an orange flash.
I haven't returned to the redwoods since. May my birds find peace
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Once I had a thyla named Daniel. He was a lvl 165 and my best scouting creature. But one day, it all went downhill...
Me and Daniel were chilling by the redwood waterfall when a pegomastax takes my pistol. I jumped on Daniel and we were off. But on the chase for the pego, a microraptor jumped me and I was knocked to the ground. But Daniel chased the microraptor and ran very far away. When I woke up, I ran in the direction of Daniel, but alas, I lost him. A week of searching later, I got a message, telling me that Daniel had killed a microraptor. I had lost hope until then, and now I would find him.
Two weeks later, still no Daniel. But I never got a message from his death. Be strong lil buddy. I'll find you.