If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
If you see this thing it will kill you, your friends, your family, some guy down in Africa, and an alien on another planet.
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY 😂😂
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
Very powerful fighters, harvesters, and lovers. That last one was a joke cause they will kill everything you own without remorse.
The almighty tickle chicken!
If you search up 'tickle chicken' this comes up.
When u get 50 prime and realize it’s a vegan Rex not a carnivore😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Level up = jazz hands
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.
When you force-feed it your last remaining narcoberries: "eat... your... VEGETABLESSSSS!!!"
Wanna know how to tame the tickle chicken? Here are two words that can help you: DON’T TRY.
If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex
These things are like gehtto girls with fake nails. If you don't get too close you'll be fine. If you do... God help you.
'Wanna know how I got these scars?'
One raided my base, and decided it wasn't enough. It proceeded to follow me through 2 other servers, stole my dinner, slapped me around on the couch and took my truck for a joyride. It's been 2 months now and I owe it rent...
Send help...
Therisnohope: I know where you live…
Me: Pttt, yeah right.
*The therizinosourus is at my door*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH——
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The Therisnohope is here,
and it’s coming for you.