If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights

If you see this thing it will kill you, your friends, your family, some guy down in Africa, and an alien on another planet.

Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY 😂😂

Therisnohope: I know where you live…

Me: Pttt, yeah right.

*The therizinosourus is at my door*

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH——

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

The Therisnohope is here,

and it’s coming for you.

Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!

Very powerful fighters, harvesters, and lovers. That last one was a joke cause they will kill everything you own without remorse.

The almighty tickle chicken!

When u get 50 prime and realize it’s a vegan Rex not a carnivore😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂