Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was shooting under water...but death appears to me. I was like..no no no no!!! I spawn at my base grab my Pteronodon and fly my butt off. Thinking no way not at that point not at taming on 98%.....and then i saw the freaking alpha raptor dead in the water with MY Theri next to it....and most luckely of all my Archie wasnt also dead!!!!! This was a good adventure :)
Yesterday i was flying on my archie to find my grinding Mochops. base is SW of the map the Island. Below my base near the water i Saw the Theri Stuck between two trees lvl 2. I thought this is my chance!! Im very afraid of big nasty dino’s haha. Im level 90 and only have the cutest dinos lol. (Also new to the game so still learning!) so i shot with tranq arrows and it got loose!!! I ran intro the water turn my head and i saw it Fall down to sleep :) ok wow. now for the reccord i didnt know about his torpor.....draining leuke HELL!! But luckely i had a lot of narcotics with me. So waiting......Reading stuff....ah wow a dodo with bunny ears! Collecting easter eggs.....so like a day and night and early in the morning...omg is that an alpha raptor??? OMG yes! Lvl 14...its far away though.... sooooooo at that point my Theri was in 98% i got attacked by the alpha raptor NOOO i was shooting like hell, he punched me into the water. My Archie was fighting him.