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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I hate these things with a passion. First one came into my base and killed everyone of my dinos escept for my dodo who I picked up and fled with. Then when I was alpha hunting another one somehow ninja'd his way up to my argi and me and tickled us both to hell. I'm gonna eat kfc tonight as a form of revenge
Me and my friend were looking for one to knock out. I (thought I) brought enough arrows. It was really close to falling asleep and started running away.
That's where I ran out of arrows. To our luck, it got stuck, and my friend was like "knock it out with your fists!". So I did.
But I had to go, so I left my friend taming it. Guess who woke up.
I was exploring around the mountain cause i was finding explorer notes what i didnt know there was a thero, then the game gave me caution (u have entered a dangerous zone) i climb up a rock and looked for the predator when i climbed I immediately look left there was nothing but when i looked at my right i saw the thero right beside me i slowly reversed my raptor like a kid who saw a vicious dog eating and sneakly run away ahaha i runned as fast as i could and didnt look back as soon as the warning label went off j panickly climbed a eock and looked back luckily it didnt chase me down, what i kept thinking was omg thank God it didnt see me i was facing at his back that was so close that i can poke it with my pike gosh theros are TERORIZINGLY SCARY