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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Lol when I first met this tickle chicken I was just chilling on my lvl 55 argy and then this thing came out of know ware and killed my argy and I was like OOF then I realized that thing was coming after me so I was like let’s take you too the taming trap and then I did that and that things torpor was like OMG ITS GONNA WAKE UP IN LIKE 5 SECONDS!!! Then I was like ok we need a lot of narks so I went to my mammoth and made like a whole crap ton of narcotic then I went back to the theri and it was awake and I had to knock it out again...I was like nooo why is this things torpor sooo fast at going down and then I knocked it out again and put lots of narcotic and veggies and tamed it. (I was new a the game then I use megalosaurus kibble to tame these things now) Ok byeeeee I hope you liked meh little story of theri taming:D
So... When I was taming this creature I was furiously sweating whilst it was at 85.6% tamed, I also ran out of narcs 5 minutes before there was still like 50 mejos in its back pocket and it woke up and slaughtered me.. There were bits and pieces of me in my base for weeks. The face it made when it killed me will haunt me for the rest of my life.... I need priest..
Once apon a time when I was but a beach noob, I was scouting the area on my Raptor when I saw one of these guys for the first time. I felt very uneasy, but walked towards it regardless... Regret. Luckily I evenged my Raptor by unleashing my turtle army on the Death Chicken later on!