Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-01T12:01:30+00:00

The best and the shortest way to describe these guys are : AN OVERSIZED DODO WITH SHARP TEETH THAT HAS WOLVERINE'S CLAWS

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2019-05-31T16:36:42+00:00

All hail the mighty tickle chicken

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-29T08:07:26+00:00

Theses guys are the freddy Krueger of ark. Why? Cuz there ur worst nightmare while getting chased by. U turn around quickly to see how far behind they are to see they are right on top of u the whole time n get slashed by thoes claws 😂 1 2 tickle chickens coming for u

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2019-05-09T09:57:10+00:00

Why did the Therizonosaurus cross the road ?

Cause yo ded az was there, you best run !

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-05T18:31:34+00:00

When ur walking in the Ragnorak jungle, this tickle chicken will look evil but they are one of the nicest creatures in the ark, to tame, one must boop the snoot

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2019-04-19T16:18:01+00:00

When Freddy Krueger decides to play ark

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2019-04-11T20:42:25+00:00

Everyone calls him tickle chicken I call him... Llama bird

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-04-08T23:42:52+00:00

If it met Edward sizzor hands then.....

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2019-04-08T23:21:22+00:00

The Tickle Chicken is the 3rd evolution of the dodo that gets revenge for their ancestors and will destroy anything in it’s path

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-04-03T17:00:59+00:00

This Dino LOVES to cuddle! Go up to it and start cuddling! It’ll give you good stuff! (This is a joke btw! Don’t actually go near it.)

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-03-28T10:00:58+00:00

If you run into one of these lovely creatures and you have basic armour... just lay down and cry... cry lots

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2019-03-22T02:06:31+00:00

The result of a dodo chewing 5 gum.(the Brand or whatever, I mean)

My meme squad gets it...

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2019-03-22T02:03:27+00:00

It really hurts to shake hands...

I lost mine.

My hand, I mean..

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2019-03-13T21:03:20+00:00

Once upon a time there was an alpha raptor next to my base, at the time I had fifteen of these beasts. I took all of them and the alpha raptor died in 5 seconds,then I took on a 115 spino, dead in 6 seconds, then an alpha Rex,dead in ten minutes. Now I sit on a chair with an alpha Rex skin rug petting the leader of them I named Krueger. Lesson of the day: DONT MESS WITH TICKLE CHICKENS

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-03-08T09:26:36+00:00

First time playing ark "oh its pretty early in the game and since nothing is really dangerous around here..."

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-06T10:10:16+00:00

Me:I think this is a herbivore

Nope slice dead

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-25T21:27:20+00:00

Only tame this Theo if you have lots of crops or lots of berries and toxic or tranqs or tranqs otherwise run you little peps it shall kill you can all your friends

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-22T00:33:23+00:00

Long long ago, the four tribes of the ark set out in war with one another. Their brawling has awoken the ultimate beast- the tickle chicken. To this day it stalks the people of Ark, instilling a constant fear among all.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-12T06:54:03+00:00

The only reason why thanos is searching for the infinity stones.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-12-30T17:38:38+00:00

I got one a day after I got a crossbow at whatever level it is to unlock crossbow. I play on mobile, no soothing balm, only potatoes and narcs. Fight me.