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Once upon a time there was an alpha raptor next to my base, at the time I had fifteen of these beasts. I took all of them and the alpha raptor died in 5 seconds,then I took on a 115 spino, dead in 6 seconds, then an alpha Rex,dead in ten minutes. Now I sit on a chair with an alpha Rex skin rug petting the leader of them I named Krueger. Lesson of the day: DONT MESS WITH TICKLE CHICKENS

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