I was new, I was brave, and had a stick with a sharp point, just had my first kill when I saw this big chicken... Then enlightenment struck my mind: big chicken, good meat, go poke the chicken with your pointy stick... The rest as they say is history
This is the fear turkey. The fear turkey does not give a f***. Stay out of the fear turkey's way and you will not have to learn why it is called the fear turkey. It will kill you. That's why they call it the fear turkey.