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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
He attac u
He want to kill
U donโt care
U super chill
10 minutes latr
U are now dead
So u say
I am so sad
Bring one bola, a friend, and a lot of speed.
It's a walking murder ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ with claws that deliver hurt juice
This big clawed Turkey needs to chill with his children and people and needs to cut his claws๐๐๐
When I was still a noob, I was walking around to see a Thera across from me behind a very shallow river. I rode my beloved para that I had many adventures with, (in my mind) the biggest being getting stuck in a rainforest for a few days because I got so distracted trying to tame a pterodon, but learned I needed narcotics. We got attacked my a raptor and found our way out. (She killed the raptor, it was low level) and so, we walked across the river. I thought, "oh it's probably neutral because a territorial Dino would protect itself." ..... Oh dear god was I wrong. I got too close, and the Thera proceeded to chase us as I ran home. Panic made me stupid, because that just led it to our side of the river. It killed my beloved and I ran as fast as I could. It killed me, I respawned at my base, came back for the para saddle and my items, and every time to this day I see a Thera in that area and never dare to set foot there.
Whatโs this a turkey with Wolverine claws? I bet itโs not even th-. And it just sent a Spino flying across the map.
Why is it called tickle chicken?? :/
iโm telling ya, these guys do not joke around. once i shot one thinking it was a raptor, and it chased me and my tames back to my base, and spawn killed me for the next 15 mins. only my otter survived.
Me: Tames giant murder Turkey
Swamp Biome: Am I a joke to you?
Do. Not. Mess. With. Lorenzo!!!!
Banana Fingers... It haunts me.....
In the wild their, theri, annoying (get it?)
So my buddy told me about how one of these Freddy Krueger chickens went into his base killed his Dinoโs in cold blood then just left
Most aggressive vegan I've ever seen, and that's saying something.
The best and the shortest way to describe these guys are : AN OVERSIZED DODO WITH SHARP TEETH THAT HAS WOLVERINE'S CLAWS
All hail the mighty tickle chicken
Theses guys are the freddy Krueger of ark. Why? Cuz there ur worst nightmare while getting chased by. U turn around quickly to see how far behind they are to see they are right on top of u the whole time n get slashed by thoes claws ๐ 1 2 tickle chickens coming for u
Why did the Therizonosaurus cross the road ?
Cause yo ded az was there, you best run !
When ur walking in the Ragnorak jungle, this tickle chicken will look evil but they are one of the nicest creatures in the ark, to tame, one must boop the snoot
When Freddy Krueger decides to play ark