Me: *building thatch house
Therizinosaurus: So, u have chosen... DEATH!!!
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
I fear no man, but that THING...
(looks at therozinosaurus)
it scares me
When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual…
When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual relation with an Ostrich and perhaps a Emu and produced an animal that is capable of a meat gathering only costco or sams club would buy the stock out. The fact that it gently gathers fiber is an insult and an intimidation tactic to show the ability to gather strains of veins while looking gentle AF....Eff the Tickle Chicken
Quite clearly a doom fan. It takes tip and tear to a whole ‘nother level.
When a raptor wants to blend in with plant eaters
“I gotta go get my nails done- “ -Therizino
Therizinasoras: hi
Me:hi
Therizinasoras: come here
Me:ok
Me: when are you going to trim your nails anyway?
Therizinasoras: what did you say
Me: I said when are you going to trim your nails boi
Therizinasoras: (in evil voice)you
Me: umm
You where killed by a level 200…
Therizinasoras: hi
Me:hi
Therizinasoras: come here
Me:ok
Me: when are you going to trim your nails anyway?
Therizinasoras: what did you say
Me: I said when are you going to trim your nails boi
Therizinasoras: (in evil voice)you
Me: umm
You where killed by a level 200 therizinasoras.
Me: oh
I saw this thing as I was traveling with my raptor, Chaser is her name tho' where the that got chase. Good thing Chaser is a good runner. Tho' it was close, since then I hunted them out.
He can kill you that is my tip
Diss dude be like GODZILLA REeeeeeeereeeeee
1 2 freddy's coming for you 3 4 better lock your door
If you found this mutated chicken with claws with your tribemate and its coming at you black your tribemate and run!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are now dead, because he’s coming for you!!!!!!
Top:RUN
The blue haired man will make a great sacrifice
okay imagine this: your friends invite you to join them in a server
you spawn.
the first thing you see is a metal cube and as you turn around you see one of those...you try hiding behind the cube but then...
there was more than just one.
trust me. i went trough that.…
okay imagine this: your friends invite you to join them in a server
you spawn.
the first thing you see is a metal cube and as you turn around you see one of those...you try hiding behind the cube but then...
there was more than just one.
trust me. i went trough that. and i hope it was only me.
Me: Mom can we get a Yutyranus?
Mom: No we have Yutyranus at home
Yutyranus at home:
U dont need a few hundreds...u need a few millions of that sleeping drugs...ill go tame a few bc i have nowhere to put my drugs.
I was farming metal.Metal is heavy so I bought my diplo and trike when I was comming back a Therisinosaurus attacked my diplo.I Thought I will win but R.I.P my dinos😣 Never mess with them.
He attac u
He want to kill
U don’t care
U super chill
10 minutes latr
U are now dead
So u say
I am so sad
Bring one bola, a friend, and a lot of speed.