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When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual relation with an Ostrich and perhaps a Emu and produced an animal that is capable of a meat gathering only costco or sams club would buy the stock out. The fact that it gently gathers fiber is an insult and an intimidation tactic to show the ability to gather strains of veins while looking gentle AF....Eff the Tickle Chicken

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