Real men tame it with slingshot and rocks

Me: sees theri wile riding on parasaur*

Theri: munchs leaves*

My para: hi

Theri: oh hi 🙂

Also theri: sees me*

Again theri: ENIMY ATTACCCC

Me: oh 💩

Para: aaaa *throws me off*

A person got killed by theriznosaur lvl 3

When Thanksgiving bites back. But seriously I recommend to stay away from this guy unless you have a giant bear trap and a longneck with a side of lots of tranqs, like a lot of tranqs

there be fake number never call i did she/he yelled and humg up

roses are red

violets are blue

i see you

ya smell like poo

I ain’t ganna kill thi boy.

Brit his thing is low key a Rex but a berry eater it’s aversive but once you tame one bro you gonna be a master at grinding it grind berries and meat and hide what else do you need and wood and thatch and it got them tickle fingers

i was halfway building a trap for one of this guys, when i found one that trapped itself between a huge rock and a tree. Needless to say, i tamed it.

When u find the perfect place: this is the best place u have ur own porch swing. Therizino: attacks You have no good place now lol

It is so funny how they won’t attack your dinos until you get close, and there “wandering” seems awe fully suspicious. I have lost many small dinos because a Chicken wanders into my base.

It’s just a chicken with claws,don’t be scared of it

😈

Found a max lv, made trap, domesticated it, put levels on attack and height. Now I can kill everything! Found alphas carnos and raptors, took them down, and lost 7% health.... That's a cheat!

Chicken can’t take argy with 1000 health >:)

I typed 'Tickle Chicken' into dododex and found this 😆😆

Therizinosaurus don't need to survive in the island, the island need to survive from Therizinosaurus

I'm taming on rn, everytime it eats I run

Don’t lie, this thing has killed u before. This monster was catching up to me in the ocean and I was on my raft, long story short my house is gone and I’m gone.

SINCE WHEN IS THE THERI NOT A GATHERER

Hears knocking on door

Me: Who is it?

Theriz opens door

“Have you consider converting into the Dodoanity?”

Shuts door

Some time later...

Hears knocking

Me: L E A V E

Hears clawing

Me: ?

You were kill by Theriz lvl 666 ☠️

This is too real

Ah yes, the murder chicken

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