When a raptor wants to blend in with plant eaters

“I gotta go get my nails done- “ -Therizino

Therizinasoras: hi

Me:hi

Therizinasoras: come here

Me:ok

Me: when are you going to trim your nails anyway?

Therizinasoras: what did you say

Me: I said when are you going to trim your nails boi

Therizinasoras: (in evil voice)you

Me: umm

You where killed by a level 200 therizinasoras.

Me: oh

I saw this thing as I was traveling with my raptor, Chaser is her name tho' where the that got chase. Good thing Chaser is a good runner. Tho' it was close, since then I hunted them out.

He can kill you that is my tip

Diss dude be like GODZILLA REeeeeeeereeeeee

1 2 freddy's coming for you 3 4 better lock your door

If you found this mutated chicken with claws with your tribemate and its coming at you black your tribemate and run!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are now dead, because he’s coming for you!!!!!!

Top:RUN

The blue haired man will make a great sacrifice

okay imagine this: your friends invite you to join them in a server

you spawn.

the first thing you see is a metal cube and as you turn around you see one of those...you try hiding behind the cube but then...

there was more than just one.

trust me. i went trough that. and i hope it was only me.

Me: Mom can we get a Yutyranus?

Mom: No we have Yutyranus at home

Yutyranus at home:

U dont need a few hundreds...u need a few millions of that sleeping drugs...ill go tame a few bc i have nowhere to put my drugs.

I was farming metal.Metal is heavy so I bought my diplo and trike when I was comming back a Therisinosaurus attacked my diplo.I Thought I will win but R.I.P my dinos😣 Never mess with them.

He attac u

He want to kill

U don’t care

U super chill

10 minutes latr

U are now dead

So u say

I am so sad

Bring one bola, a friend, and a lot of speed.

It's a walking murder 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 with claws that deliver hurt juice

This big clawed Turkey needs to chill with his children and people and needs to cut his claws😂😂😂

When I was still a noob, I was walking around to see a Thera across from me behind a very shallow river. I rode my beloved para that I had many adventures with, (in my mind) the biggest being getting stuck in a rainforest for a few days because I got so distracted trying to tame a pterodon, but learned I needed narcotics. We got attacked my a raptor and found our way out. (She killed the raptor, it was low level) and so, we walked across the river. I thought, "oh it's probably neutral because a territorial Dino would protect itself." ..... Oh dear god was I wrong. I got too close, and the Thera proceeded to chase us as I ran home. Panic made me stupid, because that just led it to our side of the river. It killed my beloved and I ran as fast as I could. It killed me, I respawned at my base, came back for the para saddle and my items, and every time to this day I see a Thera in that area and never dare to set foot there.

What’s this a turkey with Wolverine claws? I bet it’s not even th-. And it just sent a Spino flying across the map.