Roses are red, violets are blue, you are now dead, because he’s coming for you!!!!!!

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The blue haired man will make a great sacrifice

okay imagine this: your friends invite you to join them in a server

you spawn.

the first thing you see is a metal cube and as you turn around you see one of those...you try hiding behind the cube but then...

there was more than just one.

trust me. i went trough that. and i hope it was only me.

Me: Mom can we get a Yutyranus?

Mom: No we have Yutyranus at home

Yutyranus at home:

U dont need a few hundreds...u need a few millions of that sleeping drugs...ill go tame a few bc i have nowhere to put my drugs.

I was farming metal.Metal is heavy so I bought my diplo and trike when I was comming back a Therisinosaurus attacked my diplo.I Thought I will win but R.I.P my dinos😣 Never mess with them.

He attac u

He want to kill

U don’t care

U super chill

10 minutes latr

U are now dead

So u say

I am so sad

Bring one bola, a friend, and a lot of speed.

It's a walking murder 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 with claws that deliver hurt juice

This big clawed Turkey needs to chill with his children and people and needs to cut his claws😂😂😂

When I was still a noob, I was walking around to see a Thera across from me behind a very shallow river. I rode my beloved para that I had many adventures with, (in my mind) the biggest being getting stuck in a rainforest for a few days because I got so distracted trying to tame a pterodon, but learned I needed narcotics. We got attacked my a raptor and found our way out. (She killed the raptor, it was low level) and so, we walked across the river. I thought, "oh it's probably neutral because a territorial Dino would protect itself." ..... Oh dear god was I wrong. I got too close, and the Thera proceeded to chase us as I ran home. Panic made me stupid, because that just led it to our side of the river. It killed my beloved and I ran as fast as I could. It killed me, I respawned at my base, came back for the para saddle and my items, and every time to this day I see a Thera in that area and never dare to set foot there.

What’s this a turkey with Wolverine claws? I bet it’s not even th-. And it just sent a Spino flying across the map.

Why is it called tickle chicken?? :/

i’m telling ya, these guys do not joke around. once i shot one thinking it was a raptor, and it chased me and my tames back to my base, and spawn killed me for the next 15 mins. only my otter survived.

Me: Tames giant murder Turkey

Swamp Biome: Am I a joke to you?

Do. Not. Mess. With. Lorenzo!!!!

Banana Fingers... It haunts me.....

In the wild their, theri, annoying (get it?)

So my buddy told me about how one of these Freddy Krueger chickens went into his base killed his Dino’s in cold blood then just left

Most aggressive vegan I've ever seen, and that's saying something.