Chicken can’t take argy with 1000 health >:)

I typed 'Tickle Chicken' into dododex and found this 😆😆

Therizinosaurus don't need to survive in the island, the island need to survive from Therizinosaurus

I'm taming on rn, everytime it eats I run

Don’t lie, this thing has killed u before. This monster was catching up to me in the ocean and I was on my raft, long story short my house is gone and I’m gone.

SINCE WHEN IS THE THERI NOT A GATHERER

Hears knocking on door

Me: Who is it?

Theriz opens door

“Have you consider converting into the Dodoanity?”

Shuts door

Some time later...

Hears knocking

Me: L E A V E

Hears clawing

Me: ?

You were kill by Theriz lvl 666 ☠️

This is too real

Ah yes, the murder chicken

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORW WORDS

Me: *building thatch house

Therizinosaurus: So, u have chosen... DEATH!!!

I fear no man, but that THING...

(looks at therozinosaurus)

it scares me

When i ride that creature, i feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis and anything in my way is either going to be afraid of their nightmares or embrace and and negligently fail to try and defend itself. Its like wolverine and Freddy Kruger had intimate sexual relation with an Ostrich and perhaps a Emu and produced an animal that is capable of a meat gathering only costco or sams club would buy the stock out. The fact that it gently gathers fiber is an insult and an intimidation tactic to show the ability to gather strains of veins while looking gentle AF....Eff the Tickle Chicken

Quite clearly a doom fan. It takes tip and tear to a whole ‘nother level.

When a raptor wants to blend in with plant eaters

“I gotta go get my nails done- “ -Therizino

Therizinasoras: hi

Me:hi

Therizinasoras: come here

Me:ok

Me: when are you going to trim your nails anyway?

Therizinasoras: what did you say

Me: I said when are you going to trim your nails boi

Therizinasoras: (in evil voice)you

Me: umm

You where killed by a level 200 therizinasoras.

Me: oh

I saw this thing as I was traveling with my raptor, Chaser is her name tho' where the that got chase. Good thing Chaser is a good runner. Tho' it was close, since then I hunted them out.

He can kill you that is my tip

Diss dude be like GODZILLA REeeeeeeereeeeee

1 2 freddy's coming for you 3 4 better lock your door

If you found this mutated chicken with claws with your tribemate and its coming at you black your tribemate and run!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣😂