So, this one time, when I was just starting out, I saw one of these and was like, "that looks cool I'm gonna tame it" (I had tranq arrows at that point) big mistake. It chased me until I was out of stamina, and that was quick, I barely upgrade it *Glacia was killed by Therizinosaur lv20* I didnt play Ark for a while after that

This is why you tame galimimus and leveling up speed

These things are assassins if you see one run like the dinosaurs when they saw the meteorites that killed them these things are a piece of cake to tame just make a trap for them :)

He attac

He want to kil

You don’t care

U super chill

Ten minutes after u die

U say to your mom

I wanna cry

You know how they make now sound? Just think what their sound would be?

*Devs add sound*

Me: *spawns in and walks

Me: Hears high pitched demonic screaming...

Ghetto bird

-a poem by Melon.sodaa_

On the ark server there was a disaster. The children ran fast but the ghetto birds ran faster.

Respect them like they wer King Arthur or else you will no the consequences

If you need a cuddle I'm your bird

You don’t know true joy and self confidence until you slump back to your home after beating a therizino in melee combat

Me: Welp, there goes my true joy and self confidence

Theriznosaur: Knock knock

Me: Who’s there?

Theriznosaur: Theriz

Me: Theriz who?

Theriznosaur: *walks in house. Theriz no lock on this door...

I got lucky with mine as soon as i knocked it out it was already fully starved some how. It made for the easiest theri tame ever. Git gud and maybe u can have my skill kid. Jk u guys r all gud P.S. i named her after a famous slash but a female version of the name can u guess which slasher its name was based off of.

It’s a big furry raptor that didn’t cut it’s fingernails

Kills without remorse... but doesnt eat meat... a vegetarian killer? (He eats eggs so it isn’t vegan)

kinda confused on how these things can’t destroy tek and metal walls when they shred through tek and metal armour

If you want pain, try to tame him.

If you want love, tame him.

If you want bodyguard, tame him.

And a tip. Get at least 250 narcs even, if he is lvl 15. Beat way to tame without a gates? Just find a big rock and make a spike wall .

I wonder if Theris ever clip there nails?

One time I went raptor hunting with my trike,stumbled upon a thero,shot a few tranq arrows at it,and never came back.

I think therizinos are dodos that lost their fingernail clippers

First time i played my first death was because i was tickeled to death, very uncomfortable story to be honest..

I tamed one and straight up one shots a Rex and then dies to jellyfish