Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Basically for an easy tame use your tribemate with ascendant riot/flak armour. Run with him and make sure you are ahead of him. As he enters the taming pen, you Bola him and then use him as bait. Make sure he doesn’t have any good weapons as ‘he wasn’t ready’. The tickly PR*CK-LY chicken dodo inbreed will kill him then u kill that bastard and take your friends loot.
Soooo.... these "Tickle chickens" are... well... ANNOYING! there was this one time on my old island world were I was taming an argie. I was chilling and watching my argie but then I saw a pink therie and I got intimidated. So I pecked it and the bloody thing almost killed me and my tame! Thank god that of all things a freaking glitch saves me
Yo guys if you wanna kill this bastard you need to build a wooden spike wall and run behind it and let this Freddy Krueger lookin chicken kill its self boooooooom!!!
*Illuminati*: stay right where you are we coming to get you
*Thanos* this man has the powers of the MIND stone!!
*Chuck Norris* I that already