You don’t know true joy and self confidence until you slump back to your home after beating a therizino in melee combat
Me: Welp, there goes my true joy and self confidence
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY 😂😂
Me and brother tried taming one….
It didn’t work…
My parasuar died and his raptor died…Our pegostax survied somehow…
We thought he ate meat…
We restored to forcetame,..
WE CALLED IT ‘tickle death chicken’.
-Dog
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Level up = jazz hands
WAIT THATS HOSTIL- -famous last words
Looks like me mother after getting out of bed