Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-02T19:37:12+00:00

(This ain't real it's made up) so I was walking through a redwood forest and a theiz that looked like russian flag. (Music intensifies) SOI YAA SII MADAY KII LO SII MADAY

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-23T03:35:10+00:00

Actual list of how many of my tames have died to a theri:

3 wolves

4 compies

1 pteranodon

7 kaprosuchus

1 phiomia

1 trike

1 Allosaurus

1 scorpion

867 Me s

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-23T03:27:06+00:00

GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!

Ye I get it Dododex I need more words

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-18T11:20:52+00:00

I go to him with petrodon,I go to high ground he climb and kill me and my Petrodon.... Wtf

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-17T10:44:17+00:00

I find he destroy my armor before he kill me hahahah lv 155

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-14T23:26:04+00:00

Me: ahh life. Beautiful.

Therizinsaurus: *killing innocent dodo

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-07T14:38:56+00:00

Gosh dang Ole tickle chicken stay away

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-05T18:17:23+00:00

dodo: my big gangsta cousin will take care of you!

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-24T23:43:28+00:00

Submit a tip so a tipping button and a few minutes later to the next time i can be a bit of different then it is not the only place to go for it and get the kids and I can go out. Brown brown and brown

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-22T23:21:53+00:00

I feel like there is copyright from nightmare on elm street but I don’t know where.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-13T18:54:19+00:00

-got on ark

-sees this thing trying to attack me

-my para just vibing there

-thinks about taming it

-theri gets killed by other player

-i thank them

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-13T10:44:34+00:00

He is noob no one will tame this low lev😉😂😂😂

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-11T16:43:05+00:00

Swipe up = pervert tickle

Swipe down = pervert sniff

Tap = sex

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-20T12:57:54+00:00

Me just have some big lvl Dino to kill this guy (well he ia sucks) and guess what i die

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-15T05:07:20+00:00

Aww shit I play on normal mode where dinos up to level 150 spawn and I saw a Very scary thing ................................ ............................... ............................... ............................... level 140 thera while you are down press 👆🏼

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-11T05:12:25+00:00

When taking a theri, he like Obi-Wan. Get the high ground.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-11-27T05:31:31+00:00

Somehow when I was a complete noob at this game I knocked it out easy mode and now when I am better I lose a bunch of tames trying to tame it lol!

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-18T06:34:48+00:00

Stay clear of this beast please

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-13T01:52:26+00:00

So one day in ark I started a new sever single player and started to do stuff ONE OF THESE GUYS SPAWNED on the other side of the river and thot he would never ever try to kill me and my thatch humble home.......he did

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-10T20:50:50+00:00

So one time i was on a hill shooting a t-rex with tranq arrows and it was half way knocked out and out of flipin nowhere a therizinosaurus comes out and got mad at me for no reason and knocks me out of the hill and i freaked out but luckly i survived and the t-rex died because my agrentavis killed it because i was knocking it out.