Well well you came for a para

How cute

Now I kill your ptera

Oh and also you

No one realises that tgis is the Avengen version of dodo.It has came to avange all those dodo you killed

WAIT WAIT WAIT, this thing is a... HERBIVORE

Me: That was one tough dinosaur to knock out imagine it was a herbi-

WHAT THE FU**

I wanna tame this bird but i realized that i kill all of them..maybe they on grassland on ice land(snow place)

I personally don't understand why people are saying they're demonic. Literally easiest thing to ignore, all you have to do is stay 60,000,000,000,000... feet away, and you'll be fine.

This is it really about this dinosaur for a second but like I want to cross the sea the sea but basically upon fourth right as I was on the side trying to tame a raptor I failed and I was running away from that giant beast with clause the size of stones well basically I saw about 18 of them I I realize I messed up

Theris to dodo slayers: COME AND GET SOME!?!?

Me: spawns in

2 of these terrible things: peekaboo boo

Me:*Is near the theri*

Theri:and I took that personally

He attac

He protecc

By most importantly

Goodbye flac

How does this thing harvest meat like seriously I tried it by using its claws and slashing it on a corpse

When you see a theri in 5he wilderness oh no Bolas tribemate and runs*

So I was walking down to my farm when I saw Therazino stuck between two trees and I thought what an idiot, i’ve been working so hard to get enough to tame him/her at the moment so please Like it would make my day!

They told me it would be easy to tame....

No one:

Therizino: Oh, you’re approaching me?

This is like the creepiest SCP that I've ever seen in my entire f****** life... We'll call it the cluckel cluck motherf**k or the Gucci Gucci goo I'll eat you

Me thinking:it eats meat

*me bringing meat*

*me knocking it out*

*me puts meat in*

*theri doesn’t eat meat*

Me: ama hold ur beer

Terror birds: dodos on steroids.

Therezinos: dodos on crack!

(Have you ever seen a theiz TRAP REMIX) have you ever seen a..ever seen a, ever seen a ,ever seen a....have you ever seen a, ever seen a, ever seen a.....have you ever- DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS BICO, THEI BICO SEE THEI....have you ever seen a theiz, that,that,that,that,that....DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS,BICO-O(triggered music starts) DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS BICO-O DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS......have you ever seen a..a theiz,that,that,that, can do anything (anything anything anything) LIEK FOR ANOTHER (it will be the cupcake song :3)