Me: spawns in
2 of these terrible things: peekaboo boo
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
Me:*Is near the theri*
Theri:and I took that personally
He attac
He protecc
By most importantly
Goodbye flac
How does this thing harvest meat like seriously I tried it by using its claws and slashing it on a corpse
When you see a theri in 5he wilderness oh no Bolas tribemate and runs*
So I was walking down to my farm when I saw Therazino stuck between two trees and I thought what an idiot, i’ve been working so hard to get enough to tame him/her at the moment so please Like it would make my day!
They told me it would be easy to tame....
No one:
Therizino: Oh, you’re approaching me?
This is like the creepiest SCP that I've ever seen in my entire f****** life... We'll call it the cluckel cluck motherf**k or the Gucci Gucci goo I'll eat you
Me thinking:it eats meat
*me bringing meat*
*me knocking it out*
*me puts meat in*
*theri doesn’t eat meat*
Me: ama hold ur beer
Terror birds: dodos on steroids.
Therezinos: dodos on crack!
(Have you ever seen a theiz TRAP REMIX) have you ever seen a..ever seen a, ever seen a ,ever seen a....have you ever seen a, ever seen a, ever seen a.....have you ever- DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS BICO, THEI BICO SEE THEI....have you ever seen a theiz, that,that,that,that,that....DOIS,BI…
(Have you ever seen a theiz TRAP REMIX) have you ever seen a..ever seen a, ever seen a ,ever seen a....have you ever seen a, ever seen a, ever seen a.....have you ever- DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS BICO, THEI BICO SEE THEI....have you ever seen a theiz, that,that,that,that,that....DOIS,BICO,DOIS DOIS,BICO-O(triggered music starts) DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS BICO-O DOIS BICO DOIS DOIS......have you ever seen a..a theiz,that,that,that, can do anything (anything anything anything) LIEK FOR ANOTHER (it will be the cupcake song :3)
(This ain't real it's made up) so I was walking through a redwood forest and a theiz that looked like russian flag. (Music intensifies) SOI YAA SII MADAY KII LO SII MADAY
Actual list of how many of my tames have died to a theri:
3 wolves
4 compies
1 pteranodon
7 kaprosuchus
1 phiomia
1 trike
1 Allosaurus
1 scorpion
867 Me s
GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!
Ye I get it Dododex I need more words
I go to him with petrodon,I go to high ground he climb and kill me and my Petrodon.... Wtf
I find he destroy my armor before he kill me hahahah lv 155
Me: ahh life. Beautiful.
Therizinsaurus: *killing innocent dodo
Gosh dang Ole tickle chicken stay away
dodo: my big gangsta cousin will take care of you!