Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me on first encounter: Ohhh look! A What'sits cool dino! Wait, is it targetting m- *dies from two slashes and a short fall off cliff*
Me when first tamed one: YES! Let's go! *forgotten all about the 50 biotoxins and 60-ish savoroots that it consumed and wants to try again*
Me when trying again: Oh Wait there's a raptor, better kill it before it touches my therizi- *raptor bites twice, my Rex bites raptor once, theriz caught in crossfire...* You know what I give up...these things can't even be ridden until much later anyway..
Me when i see one and I’ve chugged 30 cans of monster energy and enough caffeine to make me high: you dare approach me meer mortal? I am the anti christ embrace the devil as I fill you with holes and cut off your *turns head 360 degrees*
( rapid fire ascendant assault rifle + titanasours marching)
It was a cold winters night I was cooking some fish for my little animals, then suddenly a large and heavy stomp was brought to my attention...so I checked outside (I wasn’t wearing pants) and stood in the moon light was a giant monster of a bird with huge claws grabbed my behind and had a little fiddle...don't go near this animal at all and definitely without pants on or cover of some kind.