To escape them bola your friend and run as that only buys you about 4 seconds max

Thez don’t care what you think about them all they want to do is slice you up and they love to slice you up

Me and my cuz was playing ark and we ran into iris thing and he distros us.I mean it will break your hart and he put all animals to kill it but thay died and it camped in the water the funny and sad part is we let one of the turtle Rom around and we fout it and I wished on Academy and the turtle shows we laugh

If you see this thing don’t pet run

If you see a theri u bash it with an sword AND RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY

Make sure you tame a red one

Once tamed train to a high lvl and buff health and dmg

Put it on wandering and aggressive

Name it Anger Issue Boi

Ima so glad everyone’s experiencing the same thing I did when I saw the giant chicken 😂☺️

if there’s a high lvl rex in the neighbourhood who u gonna call?... THERIZINOSAURUS!

Calm down, it’s just the dodo god, no worry’s! Dodogog: we seek revenge me: no worry! Have very much worry!!! RUUuUUuUunn

Me when i see one and I’ve chugged 30 cans of monster energy and enough caffeine to make me high: you dare approach me meer mortal? I am the anti christ embrace the devil as I fill you with holes and cut off your *turns head 360 degrees*

( rapid fire ascendant assault rifle + titanasours marching)

Roses are red , vilots are blue , you can run but tickle chicken will kill you

This is why my games always die :(I

i tame this at lvl39, with my lucky to got his seddle hahaaha

Had a beaver once... Had a gali once... I almost had a tickle Chicken. Rip Woody and Ethiopian

Me kills a dilo

Therizinosaurus behind me.

Omauh mu shind a u

Me: Nani!?

Tickle chicken: ha ha ima brake your wall!

Me: no not today bro.

Sling shot dose heavy damage to head. Yay.

Everything was happy until I glitched inside it,

Me : *sees Theri*

Also me : tHeSe ShOuLd Be iN JuRaSsIc WoRLd!!

Someone bola me, I wanna die plz

It was a cold winters night I was cooking some fish for my little animals, then suddenly a large and heavy stomp was brought to my attention...so I checked outside (I wasn’t wearing pants) and stood in the moon light was a giant monster of a bird with huge claws grabbed my behind and had a little fiddle...don't go near this animal at all and definitely without pants on or cover of some kind.

I’m gonna sing

Theri! Aw man!

So way back in the ark