Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Welp I was building my home When i Was finished with my thatch home i decided to hunt. Thats when danger happened i saw a bird like animal i walked up to it and punched it although that was very stupid Heh.. then died in one hit. Now I'm at level 50 and i crafted a rifle and killed it well at least he didn't kill me that time!
Me on first encounter: Ohhh look! A What'sits cool dino! Wait, is it targetting m- *dies from two slashes and a short fall off cliff*
Me when first tamed one: YES! Let's go! *forgotten all about the 50 biotoxins and 60-ish savoroots that it consumed and wants to try again*
Me when trying again: Oh Wait there's a raptor, better kill it before it touches my therizi- *raptor bites twice, my Rex bites raptor once, theriz caught in crossfire...* You know what I give up...these things can't even be ridden until much later anyway..