
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Everyone this thing named a therizinosaurus can actually learn how to teleport because once i had some pet theriz and i decided to do an experiment where i would try to hatch a theri inside a cave so i tried to get an egg to go to the easy cave (that for some reason is too small for a theri to walk in through the interence) then i hatched the theri egg inside the cave and when the baby was big enough for me to leave it there then i made sure it would stay with the little base i made for it and then i walked all the way up come out and when i came out the baby theri was there then i tried again by taking it back down but it teleported again and I didn’t use the REQUEST thing. Someone try this on mobile like i did. ALWAYS REMEMBER THERIZ CAN TELEPORT
Once I knocked out a theri it was my third tame or was it...... I went to my tribemate and called him to show him that I knocked out a theri he went and wen I looked back it was standing I was sooooooo happy until it came running I thought I left it wistle my friend hit me with a bola I was confused I looked at it and when I came back my friend asked me where did you get those scars from???
I had a level 42 theri, keep in mind this is an easy personal server, and I got her when she was level 18. This theri had been traumatizing me and my dinos for long enough, so I tamed her and named her Fear Turkey. I made the best saddle I could for her, and we went everywhere together. When she hit level 30, she became a war machine. Her days of wood gathering were over. She was ready to fight. One day I took my Megaloceros and Fear Turkey into the north, and we came across a river. My megaloceros made it with ease, but I cannot day the same for my beloved Fear Turkey. She had 2,500+ heath, and over 200 points in oxygen. She somehow drowned. When the message came up that she had died, I threw my phone and had a small breakdown. Then I deleted the game. Long story short, these guys are the best dinos you can get in my opinion, but they are not good swimmers, and do not last long in water apparently. Keep them safe, and spoil them LOTS.