Theri sees my tames: I SMELL PENNIES

How the Thierry was made

Dino maker) we need a new Dino I’m thinkingggg a agressive herbivore

Random dude) get a dodo

Dino maker) ok

Random dude) make it 5 times bigger

Dino maker) ok?

Random dude) add long claws

Dino maker) why tho

Random dude) make it a herbivore and the noobs think it’s a carnivore

Dino maker) fine annnnd done but what about a name

Random dude) therizinosaures or Therry for short

God) *walks in*

God) WHAT IS THAT

Dino maker) a herbivore called the therizinosaures or therry for short

God) I like it it will kill all noobs

don’t try to kill 4 alpha raptors with a level 130 therizino

Guys these things protect SO MANY RESOURCES!! Go up a mountain for metal rocks? Therizino gaurding them. Crystals? Therizino. Try to go over A SINGLE MOINTAIN? 3 THERIZINOS 2 REXES 9 ARGENTAVIS AND A SABER TOOTH.

I used to get murdured by these things all the time I even saw one kill a Rex once. I was taming an iguanodon and there was a therizino that was getting dangerously close so I used a bow to damage it as much as possible then I went in with my pike to finish it off and then I fed it’s meat to the iguanodon even though there was no reason after that I didn’t really see therizinos a lot even now I still don’t see them very often

This dude took out my level 12 rex. I was bringing her home to get eggs for kibble going and she was murdered. This thing is stupid strong. Avoid at all costs. Destroys thatch and wood like cotton.

Me vibing on my trike

Their from the corner of my eye

“Bonjour”

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Honestly, every time it says i’ve entered a dangerous area i’m like, oh it’s that “THING,” “THAT CHICKEN.”

It eats berrys hmmmmm....... last time I checked IT GETS MOrE MEAT THAN MY GIGA! rlly wildcard?

So the first time I wanted to tame one of these things I had to use at least 50 or more narcotics and that wasn’t the hard part it took me around 10 minutes of straight dying to then get my longneck and shoot him only too get killed again when I finally got him down I used rocketroot(long orange thing or carrot) to tame him it took around 20-30 of them. I had to kill a few gacha clause from killing it.

Literally these things can take out alphas(rip spino)

I tamed one and every time it moves it’s fingers I get a chill down my spine

It’s never killed me or my tamed dinos I only see them when I unclame a Dino and I walk away it kills the dino

As I had 1 fear chicken at about half health. I thought hey this isn't too hard anymore... Little did I know a second one had spawned behind me. I learned what fear truly meant when they ganged up on me

In Soviet Russia, you tickle chicken

It took four hours but I got it a finger wiggle and I get fiber and other stuff worth it

Caw blimey that's a big dodo-famous last words

Make sure you minimize the tickle chickens tickling by having a good rifle/bow otherwise your weapon just tickles the tickle chicken. otherwise you will be tickled.

I found a level 94, and built a trap, it takes about 50 tranqs and a whole lot of drugs😅

Me: *Minding my own business*

Some random Theri: Bonjour.