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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I’ve had a spino since level 20 and I’ve always been impatiently waiting to get a saddle. Today I was out exploring with my argy and I found a explorer note, wich was just enough to get me to level 71. without looking I instantly learned the engram and out of nowhere a dangerous area sign popped up on my screen. I looked everywhere but couldn’t find what it was. Then I saw it: peering from behind 2 trees, angerly staring directly at me, was a level 200 therizino but it was stuck behind the trees and couldn’t reach me. I backed up but my stupid argy went right infront od it, and got killed
I used to get murdured by these things all the time I even saw one kill a Rex once. I was taming an iguanodon and there was a therizino that was getting dangerously close so I used a bow to damage it as much as possible then I went in with my pike to finish it off and then I fed it’s meat to the iguanodon even though there was no reason after that I didn’t really see therizinos a lot even now I still don’t see them very often
He’s undeniably terrifying
He’s absolutely cruel
The theri who ate
The theri who ate
The theri who ate my stool.... and house, and tames, ad weird creature in my basement, and house, and resources... and me.
( reference to the dragon who ate our school, you can find it on YouTube)