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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I always get bullied by the same theri,same level.one day I really wish I will get my revenge to that theri.4 month playing ark,I now reach full lvl like100.i tame 2quetz,1titan,2bronto,7rex,3spino,2giga,1sarco,2 paracer,3dilo to get my revenge to that theri XDD
Oh yea btw the lvl of theri is 3 XXDXDXD
He’s undeniably terrifying
He’s absolutely cruel
The theri who ate
The theri who ate
The theri who ate my stool.... and house, and tames, ad weird creature in my basement, and house, and resources... and me.
( reference to the dragon who ate our school, you can find it on YouTube)
Everyone this thing named a therizinosaurus can actually learn how to teleport because once i had some pet theriz and i decided to do an experiment where i would try to hatch a theri inside a cave so i tried to get an egg to go to the easy cave (that for some reason is too small for a theri to walk in through the interence) then i hatched the theri egg inside the cave and when the baby was big enough for me to leave it there then i made sure it would stay with the little base i made for it and then i walked all the way up come out and when i came out the baby theri was there then i tried again by taking it back down but it teleported again and I didn’t use the REQUEST thing. Someone try this on mobile like i did. ALWAYS REMEMBER THERIZ CAN TELEPORT
How the Thierry was made
Dino maker) we need a new Dino I’m thinkingggg a agressive herbivore
Random dude) get a dodo
Dino maker) ok
Random dude) make it 5 times bigger
Dino maker) ok?
Random dude) add long claws
Dino maker) why tho
Random dude) make it a herbivore and the noobs think it’s a carnivore
Dino maker) fine annnnd done but what about a name
Random dude) therizinosaures or Therry for short
God) *walks in*
God) WHAT IS THAT
Dino maker) a herbivore called the therizinosaures or therry for short
God) I like it it will kill all noobs