
What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How the Thierry was made
Dino maker) we need a new Dino I’m thinkingggg a agressive herbivore
Random dude) get a dodo
Dino maker) ok
Random dude) make it 5 times bigger
Dino maker) ok?
Random dude) add long claws
Dino maker) why tho
Random dude) make it a herbivore and the noobs think it’s a carnivore
Dino maker) fine annnnd done but what about a name
Random dude) therizinosaures or Therry for short
God) *walks in*
God) WHAT IS THAT
Dino maker) a herbivore called the therizinosaures or therry for short
God) I like it it will kill all noobs
So the first time I wanted to tame one of these things I had to use at least 50 or more narcotics and that wasn’t the hard part it took me around 10 minutes of straight dying to then get my longneck and shoot him only too get killed again when I finally got him down I used rocketroot(long orange thing or carrot) to tame him it took around 20-30 of them. I had to kill a few gacha clause from killing it.