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What are some funny jokes or stories about the therizinosaurus? Funny therizinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Everyone this thing named a therizinosaurus can actually learn how to teleport because once i had some pet theriz and i decided to do an experiment where i would try to hatch a theri inside a cave so i tried to get an egg to go to the easy cave (that for some reason is too small for a theri to walk in through the interence) then i hatched the theri egg inside the cave and when the baby was big enough for me to leave it there then i made sure it would stay with the little base i made for it and then i walked all the way up come out and when i came out the baby theri was there then i tried again by taking it back down but it teleported again and I didn’t use the REQUEST thing. Someone try this on mobile like i did. ALWAYS REMEMBER THERIZ CAN TELEPORT
E um therezino q parece uma galinha mas esse bicho só tem a cara e o corpo de galinha(tirando a garra)mas só o corpo porque a alma desse FDP E DE UM DEMONIO ESSE BICHO CORRE RAPIDO DA MT DANO E MATOU 3,3!!!!!!!! DOS MEUS RAPTORS ENT SE VC ENCONTRAR UM THEREZINO CORRE PQ ESSE BICHO VAI DESGRAÇAR SUA VIDA NO JOGO😇
How the Thierry was made
Dino maker) we need a new Dino I’m thinkingggg a agressive herbivore
Random dude) get a dodo
Dino maker) ok
Random dude) make it 5 times bigger
Dino maker) ok?
Random dude) add long claws
Dino maker) why tho
Random dude) make it a herbivore and the noobs think it’s a carnivore
Dino maker) fine annnnd done but what about a name
Random dude) therizinosaures or Therry for short
God) *walks in*
God) WHAT IS THAT
Dino maker) a herbivore called the therizinosaures or therry for short
God) I like it it will kill all noobs