This thing will literally destroy everything you love.
Therizinosaurus
The Therizinosaurus (or "Tickle Chicken") is a swift, clawed herbivore prized for its versatility. Its specialized strikes make it an exceptional resource gatherer, while its strength makes it a powerful combat mount.
Jokes and funny moments about the Therizinosaurus from ARK players.
So I’ve had a spino since level 20 and I’ve always been impatiently waiting to get a saddle. Today I was out exploring with my argy and I found a explorer note, wich was just enough to get me to level 71. without looking I instantly learned the engram and out of nowhere a…
So I’ve had a spino since level 20 and I’ve always been impatiently waiting to get a saddle. Today I was out exploring with my argy and I found a explorer note, wich was just enough to get me to level 71. without looking I instantly learned the engram and out of nowhere a dangerous area sign popped up on my screen. I looked everywhere but couldn’t find what it was. Then I saw it: peering from behind 2 trees, angerly staring directly at me, was a level 200 therizino but it was stuck behind the trees and couldn’t reach me. I backed up but my stupid argy went right infront od it, and got killed
Me: let's spawn in the south it is safe there
game: I don't think so
Me:oh shit here we go again
Me: sees over grown chicken Dino
Me: awwww
Me: comes closer
Me: dead
Mastercraft sword??
Time to get a revenge?
A therizino spawned in front of my base I tried to knockout it but it killed me 4 times😂Finally I knockouted it but I had to use all my narcotics on it😐
I always get bullied by the same theri,same level.one day I really wish I will get my revenge to that theri.4 month playing ark,I now reach full lvl like100.i tame 2quetz,1titan,2bronto,7rex,3spino,2giga,1sarco,2 paracer,3dilo to get my revenge to that theri XDD
Oh yea btw…
I always get bullied by the same theri,same level.one day I really wish I will get my revenge to that theri.4 month playing ark,I now reach full lvl like100.i tame 2quetz,1titan,2bronto,7rex,3spino,2giga,1sarco,2 paracer,3dilo to get my revenge to that theri XDD
Oh yea btw the lvl of theri is 3 XXDXDXD
T.M.M.D.M.F.G.! Teenage mutant monster dodo of mother f&@$king god!
I finally tamed the lvl 30, I took him hunting and murdered 2 brontos
Me
I have not experienced such power!
He’s undeniably terrifying
He’s absolutely cruel
The theri who ate
The theri who ate
The theri who ate my stool.... and house, and tames, ad weird creature in my basement, and house, and resources... and me.
( reference to the dragon who ate our school, you can find…
He’s undeniably terrifying
He’s absolutely cruel
The theri who ate
The theri who ate
The theri who ate my stool.... and house, and tames, ad weird creature in my basement, and house, and resources... and me.
( reference to the dragon who ate our school, you can find it on YouTube)
Roses are red,
I’m eating a pie
Run as fast as you can
Or else you’ll most likely die
:)
These guys killed my Dino and I’m sad
This thing will slice you up laugh in your face and walk off
You can’t hear, smell, see it coming because by then your dead,
If you have one have fun kicking ass with it :)
This thing is the new Logan Paul It ruins your day and slices through plates it not to friendly like your fellow pauler.
When seeing one in the wild, make sure to introduce yourself with a proper handshake.
I looked up what a theri could because I ran into one I saw true horror that day
Just let you’re brother tame it and just watch him. We just shot at it and ran and those thing are fast. Then we realized what it eats…not meat. Then you see their torpo.. My brother told me we need narco berries QUICK. So that’s how we have Cola..my therizinosaurus.
These things are very dangerous unless you have at least three paras. With saddles if they do manage to kill you you must be newbie I haven’t died by one of them because I’ve killed two it’s about to be
hee hee
THE STUPID THING KILLED MY RAYRAY (210 raptor)
Brush this thing freaking did not attack any other wild dinosaur unless disturbed but it killed my innocent parasur!!!
Theri sees my tames: I SMELL PENNIES