I own a Guinness world record for longest nails ever

if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run

The almighty tickle chicken!

Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too

Me: Hey, lvl 150 theri that I randomly found in my base, have you seen all my passive tames?

Theri: perhaps

If the vegan teacher came to ark

It’s literally a vegan Rex

Level up = jazz hands

I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird

I had one called big bird and where big bird went murder followed untill I was jumped by a bunch of raiders who killed me and ma big bird now I am planning vengeance for big bird my cute little tickle chicken one like = one respect for are hero big bird