If you came to this page you definitely saw a yt video recommending this 😂

I named my thri molester and killed every thing I saw

just trap a dam theri instead of running away, I was taming one by running away, once I look behind he's right on my tail.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

KFC stands for killer frustrated chicken

A wild tickle chicken approaches

So let me tell you something. I saw a blue drop and thought “wow let’s see another compass” and I get an acendant cross bow with 500% damage. Taming that theri is going to be a little easier

How to be a Therizinosaurus;

Step one, get the longest nails known to ark.

Step two, be vegan but badass

Step three, kill almost anything in one swipe. (Especially noobs, sorry noobs)

Thought it was friendly walked up to it with my friend automatically one tapped me and friend tried to bola it and it bounced right off and killed him and it proceeded to terrorize us

No joke saw a spino run away from one of these like a moschops when you take it’s egg

This is the turkey we need for thanksgiving.

He protec

He attac

But most importantly

He gives you a bit smac

Theas things killed my pack of dilos and I stole it’s eggs

Fair carma

I walked past one of these without knowing what it was and it was like "YOU DARE WALK PAST ME WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING MY PRESENCE?!?!?" It chased me until it killed me

Imagine the feeling you get when your parents walk in on you shaking your bacon combined with the miserable helpless feeling of getting killed by a pack of troodons multiply it times 10 and you have the feeling you get when you see a therizino

I did nothing to him WHILE HE SHOVE A CLAW UP MY ASS

I was once just collecting berries in the early game and there was a theri in front of me I was watching it closely so I can run if it does the animation well all of a sudden it does the animation so I start running I ran like 100 meters I turn around to see that it's not following me and It was literally one my face. I got the jump-start of my life. Up triangle if you also think that ark is scarier than fnaf

This tickle chicken is one of the strongest dinosaurs on ark. They can be found everywhere. They contain pure hatred for you. They can kill a giga.

Can't pronounce the things name. I just call it Turkeysaurus Rex. I like how it rolls off the tongue

I never cut my nails if not forced too……

Me in ARK before:

Animals don't worry, i'm kind

Ooh lemme see that therizino...

After i got killed:

I am now ruthless to theris...

Seeing one: That has to DIE