Worlds longest nails.

Crazy big

When encountered: Screw it, your dead😩

Favourite food: Bruh it likes berry’s! Huh??😑😑😑

When you spawn on the beach: HOLY CRAP IT HAS BLOODY KNIVES FOR FINGERS!

KFC stands for killer frustrated chicken

A wild tickle chicken approaches

Thought it was friendly walked up to it with my friend automatically one tapped me and friend tried to bola it and it bounced right off and killed him and it proceeded to terrorize us

It doesent matter what you say, all of them look like a Terry or a Gerald

How tf this thing doing torpor damage?!??

I named my thri molester and killed every thing I saw

No joke saw a spino run away from one of these like a moschops when you take it’s egg

He protec

He attac

But most importantly

He gives you a bit smac

Imagine the feeling you get when your parents walk in on you shaking your bacon combined with the miserable helpless feeling of getting killed by a pack of troodons multiply it times 10 and you have the feeling you get when you see a therizino

How to be a Therizinosaurus;

Step one, get the longest nails known to ark.

Step two, be vegan but badass

Step three, kill almost anything in one swipe. (Especially noobs, sorry noobs)

This is the turkey we need for thanksgiving.

Theas things killed my pack of dilos and I stole it’s eggs

Fair carma

I walked past one of these without knowing what it was and it was like "YOU DARE WALK PAST ME WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING MY PRESENCE?!?!?" It chased me until it killed me

This tickle chicken is one of the strongest dinosaurs on ark. They can be found everywhere. They contain pure hatred for you. They can kill a giga.

Can't pronounce the things name. I just call it Turkeysaurus Rex. I like how it rolls off the tongue

I did nothing to him WHILE HE SHOVE A CLAW UP MY ASS

If you came to this page you definitely saw a yt video recommending this 😂